The Glimmer Twins

The Glimmer Twins

Church Says:
Quoth the wikipedia:

[Flash: Rebirth] has also been subject to criticism due to several extreme delays. While issues 1, 2 and 3 all came out on time as scheduled, issue #4 was subject to nearly a month of delays and was eventually released nearly 2 and a half months after issue #3. The fifth issue experience similar delays, finally being released in late November. The final sixth issue was then re-scheduled for release in late December, then was pushed back to late January before again being delayed to March 24th. Issue 6 is now been moved up in release, with the new currently scheduled release date of February 24th, 2010.

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Discussion (27)¬

  1. Matt M. says:

    Isn’t the bigger joke that AC/DC didn’t record “Iron Man”? Just askin’.

  2. Kevin Church says:

    Thanks for telling us what the bigger joke should be, Matt!

  3. Matt M. says:

    That’s why I’m here!

  4. Nora Rocket says:

    Rick’s furrowed brow is excellent.

  5. Cole Moore Odell says:

    My favorite part of the entry is the sentence explaining describing how “nearly a month of delays” led to a comic coming out 2-1/2 months late.

  6. Cole Moore Odell says:

    I also love sentences with multiple verbs, apparently. Choose your own adventure.

  7. Dave says:

    The sarcasm padawan’s power is growing. Lydia must be pleased with her young apprentice.

  8. Tony says:

    The line about “expecting a different result” only applies when the thing doesn’t work.

    Twenty-one Deadpool covers is more of a “milking it until it stops working” situation, isn’t it?

  9. Bully says:

    Fantastic use of blacks in this. Birdie is rockin’!

  10. what, no wish list this week

  11. Dom says:

    Wow, “Flash: Rebirth” is like so many fanfics…it comes out when somebody gets around to it. Oh, wait, “Rebirth” is official . My bad.

    Joking aside, if cover variants make money, why is it insanity to produce them? The same principle applies to using big name bands on scores/soundtracks.

    Their are only two times when cover variants should trouble most readers:

    -when completists, (a rare and declining breed), cannot get rare covers or simply cannot keep up with high numbers of common variants.

    -when a preferred variant, (such as one drawn by a favorite artist), is rare or simply not on the shelf because of an allocation fluke.

    For the most part, you buy the cover(s) you like and go home.

    Dom
    -has picked up multiple covers on occasion….

  12. Kevin Church says:

    Joking aside, if cover variants make money, why is it insanity to produce them?

    Ask any retailer who made it through the 1990s about that sometime.

  13. Kevin Church says:

    what, no wish list this week

    Click back to yesterday’s strip to view Staff Picks and maybe you’ll find your missing question mark along the way! Good luck!

  14. Kevin Church says:

    The line about “expecting a different result” only applies when the thing doesn’t work.

    See the previous reply concerning the 90s.

  15. Scott says:

    “Cole Moore Odell January 27, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    My favorite part of the entry is the sentence explaining describing how “nearly a month of delays” led to a comic coming out 2-1/2 months late.”

    Not 2-1/2 months late, but 2-1/2 months AFTER the previous issue, which is slightly more than one month late on top of an expected one month gap.

  16. chad says:

    some where off pannel Lydia is smiling her evil smile as Marvel and Dc tricks have finaly driven Rick to the dark side of being a fan of the the two companies.

  17. Dom says:

    Store over-ordering some books in the 90s, (or now), justifies producing cover variants. Remember, publishers make money when stores order books, if only in the short term.

    It may be tempting, but is hardly fair, to blame publishers for the piles of “hot” books in bargain bins. (In many cases, the stores made their money back by selling the rare/incentive variants for enough to cover the costs of the other books. So, it cannot be safely assumed that a retailer lost money on those bargain books.)

    Unless Diamond is forcing stores to order more than they can sell, (which I am not ruling out), comic stores are responsible for the product they order, like any other business.

    Dom
    -there is a difference between hoping customers will by something and assuming they will.

  18. Kevin Church says:

    It’s almost like I might be blowing the situation out of proportion for the purposes of humor, Dom.

  19. Bully says:

    I wonder if Scott Adams has people showing up on his blog to lecture him on his obvious exaggerations of business relations and dynamics.

  20. Kevin Church says:

    Now, now. Somebody has to defend the publishers from the mean webcomics that make fun of their hijinks.

  21. Dominic says:

    Blaming publishers has become the sort of fashionable complaint that I am sick of hearing, especially when it tends to be one-sided.

    Dom

  22. Thom says:

    “It’s almost like I might be blowing the situation out of proportion for the purposes of humor, Dom.”

    That can’t be it. You would have to establish a pattern to back that theory up. Maybe with an ongoing webcomic or something.

  23. John Pontoon says:

    Funnily enough, I had this half of a conversation in a library earlier today:

    Hello, excuse me, Ma’am. Is this seat taken? You have lovely eyes.

    I’m sorry, you’re right, I’m being too forward. It’s just… comic book publishers are poisoning the well with their foolish variant covers!

    (She smiled. I had connected. Did I attack a straw man? So be it. I MUST FIND LOVE.)

  24. Jacob says:

    First, I’m totally going to try that pick-up line tonight with my wife to see if I can get to ‘business time.” Thanks, John Pontoon!

    Secondly, Dom’s argument has some merit. You can’t entirely blame the publishers for producing a product that increases revenue and profit. And although the parallels to the 90s are scary, I would say that there is greater attention now on the content within the folds of these variant covers than there was then. There are more stories from the Big Two this decade that I think I might come back to re-read in the future than any of the story lines from the 90s.

    That said, I think the scarier 90s parallel is the ever increasing, Event-driven storyline that also encompasses more and more cross-overs. These Events pump up the bottom line and that becomes the base line to compare future revenues to. There is a significant likelihood that this is not a sustainable long-term growth strategy. And when the cross-over event well goes stale, and the audience goes elsewhere, then your bottom line comes crashing down, and re-investment money goes out the window. This way lies madness.

    Perhaps.

  25. claynferno says:

    HaHa! My book beat your book, Allen!

    -Cap

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