Church Says:
If it really bothers you that a fictional 26-year-old Korean female comic book shop employee is saying that you should stop saying that word every time someone, somewhere does something to a property you like, then our pal Dave offers up a sanitized version that promises to bother you less.

(Also, since people keep harping on the third panel: yes, men get raped, but 1 in 6 women are likely to suffer a sexual assault versus 1 in 33 men. 90% of sexual assault victims are women. If those numbers were reversed, it would be a higher priority in our justice system. Lydia speaks as an angry woman, not as a nuanced presenter of facts.)