Church Says:
Firstly: Yes, healing I know that only Benjamin Birdie and I think that monkey employees are at all amusing, view but if you’ve ever had to watch a retailer deal with the whole what the invoice says versus reality issue, here it’s probably not far from the truth at all.

Secondly: Here’s a piece on the warehouse closing in case you think we just make things up. (Remind me to talk to you about “fiction” sometime if you don’t understand that I’m being ironic there.)

Thirdly: The handy number generator at says that “chadette” won the contest from Wednesday. I’ll be emailing her and thanking her personally for her patronage and ability to make me laugh.