Church Says
I’m sorry.
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It’s interesting to see that Jerry is selling stuff on tv, but I don’t think he’ll make any money with this. The hedges are too pointy, they won’t stand up in a garden, lady’s or man’s. In fact I don’t think the one he made for Miranda could even work, as it would have to float.
Sorry Mr. Church, but this don’t make no sense
Especially considering that that’s Aaron and not Jerry.
“Slow Chad” is not Chad Chad. But Chad Chad has made that mistake.
Come on Kevin, you know sometimes all white people look alike. It’s not like Jerry or Aaron have a mustache or a hat to help us tell.
*slow clap*
Oh, ha. Hahaha real hard.
Put some extra thought into this… but aren’t the stencils in reverse? I mean, the negative space?
At next year’s SDCCI, you TOTALLY need to sell The Jean and The Kara. Even if you just do two fake product mockups. DO IT LADYGARDEN STENCILS!
Thats what I thought, until I did the research. The wax is applied to the paper, so…etc, etc, et-cet-er-a.
Oh dear god. That was more than I ever wanted to know, so I can only imagine what it’s like for you to carry that knowledge in your brain FOREVER…
Ah, wax. That makes sense.
How about color, dyed super-merkins?
Or make the little stencils for sprey tanner. Y’know, the ones that are usually hearts or Playboy bunnies.
*urrrrrkkkkgggghhhhkkkkhhhhh*
I’ll laugh at this joke when it is on Extra Life.
My mind is murdering you right now.
Finally, someone follows up where Mickey Rourke’s Pubic Stencils left off (Michael Kupperman’s Tales Designed to Thrizzle #1).
I completely forgot about that! Dang. Apologies to Kupperman for gag-swiping.
Well, won’t be un-seeing those mental images for a while.
cooch jokes had to be made eventually, and i’m just incredibly pleased that aaron is the one making them.
ahahah, vaginas
I do love that it’s a Touch of Nerd FOR HER…. god only knows what the dudes are doing….
never thought i would see Aaron moon lighting as a home shopping pitchman . the way he is selling those stencils things is a little creepy plus Aaron plugging his own book . wonder when Aaron found time to write one
I hate to ask, but who are Buddy and the glasses in the last panel?
The “bone zone” tag makes me so incredibly happy.