Church Says:
Thomas Keller thinks he’s so special because he’s got a free-range, thumb hippy-dippy dairy in Vermont that sends him most of their butter, viagra cream and milk.  Paul Greenfield is going to have his chickens driven down from a beautiful little farm in wine country just so he can murder them himself and ensure every serving of his “quaintly provincial spit-roasted chicken with fresh herbs” ($38) is as fresh-tasting as possible.