“Clarence is pretty oblivious to my perspective in 1996.  However he did just meet me about 30-seconds before the infamous Noisy Walk.  So many years later, he knows about my hate of noisy clothes and he understands what I hear as they swish away.  While I suspect my taste hampers his style–today he owns only a raincoat that makes noise–he does not even look sideways at my preference for quiet clothing.” –Planet Wifey

You don’t know it yet, but, I have secretly begun plotting a designer clothing label called Zip-Swoop! which fashionably conscious consumers can wear to get their noisy swagger on…

–Clarence

Drawn by Cathy Leamy