“It is probably fair to say that I have a flair for asking unconventional questions.  For instance, I am still waiting for a satisfactory answer to this question: Why do baseball coaches dress like the players? To my knowledge they are the only professional coaches that do this–how odd!  People always tell me that is the rule, but no one has explained WHY that is the rule.

So, it is not surprising that Clarence feared I might ask about the space-worthiness of the starship Enterprise.  Happily I was able to demonstrate that I am just as imaginative at answering questions as I am at posing questions.  And my dancing is not bad either (if you account for my total lack of training).” –Planet Wifey

I have a question — why aren’t we making any money off of all of these crazy trivia questions you have? There has to be an untapped market I’m just not aware of. We should create a new game called, What in the World?!  Your imagination knows no bounds, lil’ head, I mean, I have seen you dance (and only an active imagination could interpret those movements as something intentional!)

I love you and truly understand you, so I’ll be right there alongside, beamin’ on up to the mothership, baby-bubba!!!

–Clarence

Drawn by Cathy Leamy