“This is about the time when I say that I can outrun Clarence anyway…. and then I try to run away and he catches me! And then I assert that if I had the space I could outrun him in distance. I am not sure if this would work, since I might be caught before I managed to go a few miles. Teehee!” –Planet Wifey

Sometimes I like break out and start chasin’ you like a fast runnin’ zombie, just to show that you can be caught! I do it to keep you on your toes. You never know when you’ll be out in the streets and some ol’ zombie decides it is Benny Hill time!

Chasin’ you around the house ensures that when something jumps off, you won’t be like one of those crazy women in the movies that  1)gets chased down or 2) stands there in shock right up to the point a zombie starts nibblin’ on your ankle… You’ll thank me eventually for these life lessons lil’ head!

–Clarence

Drawn by Cathy Leamy